Funny Newspaper Headlines

That's just cruel.
I'm no expert, but I'd have thought that after the age of 20, the teen pregnancy would have dropped off to nil.

Guns found in a gun shop? hmmmm...

Please if you've seen this man (or woman) notify the authorities.

Great timing, I was just about to take poison!

So now we get to choose?

Bodies found in a mausoleum? Odd!

That was some amazing paint job!

Civil War planes? Let me know how that works out.

Why do we elect these people?

What goes around comes around.